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Sunday, October 09, 2016

The U.S. Presidential Candidates Speak About Wrestling 

Donald Trump on wrestling:

I'm a star wrestler, believe me. I've trained with my buddies Putin and Mamiashvili, and can beat any Muslim or Mexican except they cheat. Wrestling women is easier because you just grab 'em by the *****. When we build that wall, and we will, we'll make American wrestling great again!

Hillary Clinton on wrestling:

I was just talking about wrestling with my BFF Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs. He said he could buy me the best wrestling team in the world. I told him that Wall Street executives make the best wrestling coaches, and should be in charge of all wrestling programs. They are so altruistic!

Gary Johnson on wrestling:

What is a wrestling?

Jill Stein on wrestling:

It is not safe for children to play wrestling. The tachyon beams it emits are almost as dangerous as Wi-Fi. We should also investigate the connection between wrestling and 9/11 since the 2001 World Championships had to be postponed because of it. What are they not telling us?

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