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Monday, July 24, 2006

MySpace is Down 

MySpace.com has been down much of this weekend due to, they say, a power outage at their data center. I know this has been driving some people crazy, so here is a little lament I wrote about it:

MySpace is down,
My life is now over.
What in the world will I do?

Should I read a book?
Clean and cook?
Open a can of beef stew?

Oh Tom, you are cruel.
And dumb as a mule,
For making me wait so alone.

I mean, OMG!
It's so very hard,
To recall how to use my old phone.

So I sit here and cry,
I just want to die,
It's not fair to not have MySpace.

I stare out the window,
And wonder out loud,
How to talk to someone else's face.

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